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‘EMUNDU ESSEKKE’: Horny K’la Dudes Sharpen Whoppers As Rwanda Reopens Border

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There is uncontrolled sexcitement among horny Kampala men after Rwanda announced that it will be reopening her border with Uganda.

In a statement issued late on Thursday, Rwanda’s Foreign Affairs Ministry, announced that the Gatuna border will be reopened on 31st January 2022.

It has been closed since 2019. The announcement to reopen the border, comes just under a week after Uganda army Lands Commander, Lt Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba, visited Kigali and had talks with President Paul Kagame, talks that were aimed at resolving the issues between the two countries.

Following the announcement, horny Kampala men have been plotting how they will celebrate the event.

“These Kampala gals have been bragging and mean, but now that the border is open, finding company won’t be an issue. Kampala is going to flood. We are going to have many ‘sures’ now,” a member of a city corporate company told this website on condition of anonymity.

Rwanda is known for her cute, waterlogged and generous babes, who before the closure of the border, were common place in Kampala bars and lounges.

Married women in Kampala are said to be on tenterhooks, with some plotting to invade churches for intense prayers while others are planning to storm shrines, all in the name of making sure their hubbies don’t fall for the incoming Rwandan beauties.

Reopening of the border, comes at a time when Uganda has fully reopened her economy with the night economy restored.

Credible sources in Rwanda’s capital Kigali, have told this website that the mood there is one of quiet celebrations as most Rwandans also could not wait for the border to reopen so they meet with friends and family in Uganda.

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