The female orgasm has long been cloaked in mystery.
Why all the secrecy about how and why women cum? Because the female orgasm has long been ignored, denied, and suppressed due to ol’ enemy The Patriarchy.
But the female orgasm is very much a thing. And the more scientists study it (I like to think I help by contributing all of my orgasms to science regularly) the more confounded and amazed they are by what they uncover.
Did you know that there are currently 6 types of known female orgasm? I know! It’s nuts!
- Nipple Orgasm
Playing with your nipples can activate the same pleasure centers as your clitoris. Work alone or with a partner and you might find yourself one of the lucky few who can come by nipple play alone.
- G-Spot Orgasm
Ah, the G-Spot. To access this whopper of a pleasure center use a finger or two and make a “come hither” gesture against your wall.
You’ll brush up against a ridge-covered, sponge like surface. Keep brushing and “come hither” will take on a whole new meaning.
- Clitoral Orgasm
This is cumming for beginners, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome. This is the most nerve-filled part of a woman’s anatomy. Even gentle pressure can feel like too much pressure.
- A-Spot Orgasm
I’ve never experienced this one, have you? Apparently the A-Spot is located just about the G-Spot. It’s best activated AFTER an orgasm.
Get in missionary position and have your partner engage in quick, firm, thrusts for full effect. Mama Mia. .
- Urethral Orgasm
You know how sometimes during sex you kind of feel like you might pee? That’s because of stimulation to this, the “U-Spot”, and the uber sensitive tissue surrounding its opening. Proceed with exuberance and caution.
- Vaginal Orgasm
THIS IS A MYTH. I mean, I am a reporter here to give you all of the information that exists.
Some women (I have never met one) claim that penetrative sex over a prolonged amount of time can lead to intense vaginal orgasms.
Maybe this happens for you, but I kind of feel like maybe it is just your body shuddering and giving up the ghost of a real orgasm being achieved.
Yes, yes. Your vagina is full of ghosts.
