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Prophets, Pastors Report Huge Losses as Uganda Corona Virus Shutdown Comes to Bite

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Known for being seers, Mr. Futures, Prophets have Pastors have declared operating losses following a temporary halt to their businesses.

The banning of religious gatherings by President Museveni last evening in a bid to fight the spread of Coronavirus has hit Pastors and different churches really hard and the complaints have started coming in.

One Prophet while meeting Jesus over the weekend complained that he did not see this coming and that Jesus should perform a miracle to see that this all comes to an end.

We encourage the populace to observe the President’s advice so that we can all come out strong in fighting COVID19.

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